Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Bad Fit

Looney Tunes meets bad glasses. Could be worse. Batman and Superman don't need Factory glasses.

Monday, May 25, 2015

One Day Tattoo

I like the artwork on the model. Very British 80's retro.
But, if you're just using a one-day magic marker as an eyeliner, can you honestly say this is a "tattoo"?

Sunday, May 24, 2015


Daihatsu produces the Move line of cars. Can you imagine being stuck in traffic with something like this in front of you for 2 hours? Instant road rage.

Saturday, May 23, 2015


Every time I see this symbol for the MOS hamburger chain, I think that they're trying to summon a super hero like Batman or The Tick.

Friday, May 22, 2015

Fashion Stuff

There's this one collection of boutiques in Tenmonman, and they have display cases and posters on the outside walls in the parking lot. Looking at these, it seems like the whole point of fashion advertising in Japan is to come up with weird combinations of stuff (or endless layering) and then tacking on an "edgy" sounding English word as a brand name. Here, it's "Sly".

For shoes, the goal is height. Clunky and ugly is "in". If you collect all of the shoes here, you're An-nahl retentive.

Venom makes a good punk band name, but for a fashion brand I'd expect something a whole lot angrier. In Japan, "ego" is a negative word, because it elevates the individual over the group. An Egoist would be self-aware and self-absorbed. Immediate grounds for ostracism here.

Thursday, May 21, 2015


Doraemon thanks everyone for supporting him for the last 35 years. And asks that you see his latest movie, which came out a couple months ago (so this is now old news, and he is very disappointed in you).

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Life is a rock

There've been a number of songs that I've missed from when I was younger. Most of them I've been able to look up on wikipedia or youtube, and get the title if I could remember only parts of the lyrics (one exception being "Sweating Bullets" because I could only recall one specific part of the music video). But, there's been one song that was absolutely killing me because I'd play the music in my head, and it had a really fast set of lyrics consisting of band names and other song lyrics, but whenever I tried googling it, I'd just come up with hits on Billy Joel's We Didn't Start the Fire (which had a similar concept).

Then, as I was walking through Tenmonkan a couple days ago, I noticed that the complex's speaker system was playing music really, really softly. I picked out "Life is a rock", and I started shouting, "paper, paper, paper, paper". When it got to "at the end of my rainbow lies a golden oldie" I'm screaming, "I need a pen! I need a pen! I need a pen!"

I'm better now.

Life is a Rock, by Reunion (1974)

Interesting trivia: Reunion was a group made up of studio session musicians, led by Joey Levine. The music for "Life is a Rock" was written by Paul Di Franco, and lyrics by Norman Dolph.

Levine sang the bubble gum hits "Chewy Chewy" and "Yummy, Yummy, Yummy". He went on to become a jingle writer, creating Almond Joy's "Sometimes You Feel Like a Nut", "Gentlemen Prefer Hanes" and "This Bud's For You".

Paul Di Franco has 176 movie credits on IMDB, either as music director, producer or supervisor, with films including Scorpion King 4, American Pie Band Camp, Let Them Eat Rock and The Fantastic Four. He also has 8 credits as an actor.

Norman Dolph was an executive at Columbia Records, and funded the first recordings of the Velvet Underground. He's got one credit on IMDB as composer for Attila and the Great Blue Bean. There's a longer list of his works on Discogs. At the moment, he seems to be the president of a skin cream company, OxyGenius.com (unless that's a different Norman Dolph).